Yes, this is a real story. No, I am not going to share the video or any pictures in this article.
Daily Caller broke the story and you can see all the details there.
Allegedly, a senate staffer for Democrat Ben Cardin was in a Senate Hearing Room, Hart 216 to be precise, where he filmed himself having gay sex with an unknown man.
Guys, I am going to try to cover this with a straight face.
But all I can hear is a MILLION inappropriate jokes in one ear and an angel on the other side telling me I should just be heartbroken for the state of our country.
If you want the jokes, they're all over Twitter.
Here's the Daily Caller's report:
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Leaked amateur pornography shows a congressional staffer having anal sex with an unknown man in the Senate hearing room, video obtained by the Daily Caller shows.
The alleged staffer can also be seen in a photo, naked on all fours, looking back at the camera on the table where Senators often sit to ask questions during a hearing. It appears to be unprotected sex.
Welp.
The Washington Examiner contacted Capitol Police and they appear to believe this is a real video from the Senate Hearing Room and are actively investigating.
Daily Caller admits they do not know the identity of who was filming this pornography in the Senate Hearing room. HOWEVER, we do know that SOMEONE FILMED GAY PORN IN A SENATE HEARING ROOM!
Daily Caller has not confirmed the identities of either party in the amateur porn video. Daily Caller reviewed the chat where the video leaked and confirmed it was shared in a private group for gay men in politics.
Yeah, remember that thing Dr. Jill said back in 2020?
Greg Price claims to have confirmed the identity of the staffer; however, this is all still alleged at this point and nothing has been truly nailed down.
Maese-Czeropski has denied that he is the man in the video.
We'll keep you updated if we are able to confirm the identity of the pervert in the video.
And they want someone smashing a Satan statue to be the thing that makes you mad this week.
Now forgive me, I am going to go cry in the corner while contemplating just how depraved the world has become.
Update:
The Senate aide above is no longer employed by the Senate according to Politico. He was removed after the scandal broke.
Okay, you can go back to your regularly scheduled vomiting.
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