Dylan Mulvaney claims to not "feel safe" in America, flees to Peru, hires a SHAMAN, and hangs out with llamas
· Jul 12, 2023 · NottheBee.com

It's so, so sad.

Dylan Mulvaney, the dude who has been endorsed by almost every brand, been on countless red carpets, has celebrities bow at his feet, and was even invited to the White House, all because he's pretending to identify as a girl, claims he's had to flee the country and go to South America because the beer people are mean online.

All of this because some woke Bud Light advertising executive thought it would be a good idea to trans the beer.

Dylan Mulvaney, whose entire existence the last two years has been nothing but one big troll on the world, which The Left has glorified endlessly, was completely taken down by the mean Bud Light memes.

But Dylan seems to be having a grand old time now in Peru

[From DailyMail so pronouns are reversed]

She [sic] told fans in a series of videos, which included posing with a llama: "Okay surprise! I'm in Peru! I'm at Machu Picchu. Isn't this so beautiful?

"I came here to feel something. And I definitely have. I have done shaman ceremonies that were like 10 years worth of therapy, it was wild. I've seen a lot of llamas. The people here are so kind. I feel very safe here. it's a little sad that I had to leave my country to feel safe but that will get get better eventually."

Peru, which is a traditional South American country that is, I promise you, even less accepting of LGBT nonsense than the reddest state in the US, is somehow a safe space for the online trans celeb.

I'm surprised he didn't go to India, but I guess any place where you can hire a shaman is about the same.

Need to reconnect with that demon energy!

I'm sure Dylan will come back, eager to conquer the world.

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