Here's a roundup of the woke freakout to Elon's takeover bid at Twitter
· Apr 14, 2022 · NottheBee.com

What a time to be alive!!

In case you missed it:

This is absolutely insane. The Dogelord is going all in.

Let me remind you ladies and gentlemen that Elon started making moves after a very critical juncture in human history: The moment our sister site, The Babylon Bee, was banned from Twitter.

Before we get to the freak outs, pause with me for a moment.

Imagine what the last two years of world history would have looked like if there had been a man like Elon who cares about free speech and the body politic running Twitter.

  • Imagine a world where the Hunter Biden laptop story wasn't suppressed, where people were allowed to talk openly about the pros and cons of the lockdowns, mandates, and vaccines, or where the algorithm didn't push woke stuff.
  • Imagine a place where conservative voices with tons of followers didn't get their blue checks taken away while Antifa activists with 300 followers kept theirs.
  • Imagine if we could say that men are men and women are women and that groomers are groomers.

The wokies don't want to imagine such a world of open debate, freedom, and based memes!

No, literally, they don't want such a world. Take Max Boot of the Council on Foreign Relations and The Washington Post:

I guess it's not hard to desire Orwell's image of a boot stomping on the face of humanity forever with a last name like that.

Here's the same energy from this political cartoonist at WaPo:

And this NYT bestselling author:

What dweebs.

"FoR dEmoCrAcy tO sUrViVe wE nEEd tHe CuRReNt cEnSorShiP tO cOntiNuE."

Next, we have Michael Crider, a writer at PC World:

Then there's Matthew Rozsa over at Salon, who wrote a weird tweet-letter to Twitter's CEO, then deleted it, then felt the need to tell us why Elon Musk is an imminent threat to humanity.

And another Salon writer:

Others went for the "NOT A BIOLOGIST" argument, saying that social scientists have determined how much free speech we should have so SHUT UP ELON:

Next we have a barrage of "F" words, since that word makes up 20% of a wokie's lexicon.

Then there were the sus tweets that could either be talking about a financial blockade orrrrr outright assassination.

I'll leave you with this finer point of the offer Elon made that very few people have mentioned.

The Dogelord's gonna Dogelord!!


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