Ex-Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot accepts position at Harvard, presumably to teach a seminar in cartoon villainy
· Jun 2, 2023 · NottheBee.com

I didn't even know Harvard offered courses on how to look like Beetlejuice!

The prestigious Ivy League school has reached out to our favorite former Chicago mayor, Lori Lightfoot, and asked her to teach a course for the university.

Oh... wait.

She's going to be lecturing at the "School of Public Health"?

You know what that means.


This is the equivalent of hiring Michael Scott from The Office to do presentations at Harvard business school.

Yes, Lori Lightfoot is an EXPERT in Public Health because she dressed as a Clorox superhero. She also failed in her attempt to mandate the Fauci ouchie AND went to get her hair did while forcing all other businesses to shut down.

So, when you think about it, that probably is EXACTLY what the folks at Harvard are looking for in a public health expert.

"I'm delighted to welcome Mayor Lightfoot to Harvard Chan School as a Menschel Senior Leadership Fellow. As mayor, she showed strong leadership in advocating for health, equity, and dignity for every resident of Chicago, from her declaration of structural racism as a public health crisis to her innovative initiative to bring mental health services to libraries and shelters. And of course, she led the city through the COVID-19 pandemic," said Michelle A. Williams, Dean of Faculty at Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health.

Oh, it's ACTUALLY her racist CRT and woke policies she's being rewarded for. That makes sense.

Harvard also recently bestowed iron-fisted former dictator of New Zealand Jacinda Ardern with a prestigious award recently.

The absolute state of "higher education" in America.

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