Florida man Michael Green is suing the Outback Steakhouse in Ocala because he says a toilet shattered and collapsed beneath him, causing "significant and permanent loss of an important bodily function."
My first thought was "never eat the entire Bloomin' Onion."
The hefty lawsuit says:
Outback Steakhouse LLC of Florida breached its duties to plaintiff Michael Green by … negligently failing to maintain the subject toilet including but not limited to the failure to ensure the toilet was secured to the floor.
The toilet in Outback was allegedly unbolted, which caused it to shift around on the tile. When Green sat down to unload his Bloomin' Onion, he apparently found himself Down Under instead.
Green says he suffered severe bodily harm from the shards of porcelain and is suing for damages in excess of $50,000.
A jury will decide if he'll get a fair-dinkum payout.
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