We've seen Florida Man do some wild things with alligators.
But I think this Florida lady wins the award for "insane things to do with a swamp puppy."
Watch:
I love the duck that's standing over there watching her, wishing he had a phone and opposable thumbs to record her stupidity.
Let's be honest: No matter what crazy things the folks in other states do, they'll never really compete with Florida residents for the top spot in the "Oh No!" Olympics.
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