We write a great deal about the Florida Man, that great American species that can never catch a break and never seems to get discouraged about it, but never underestimate the awesome and unrivaled power of the Florida Woman:
Here's the scoop:
A Florida woman was busted with a smorgasbord of crack, meth and pills in a zip-up pouch labeled 'Bag of Drugs' after a cop spotted it during a traffic stop, police said.
Lauren Riley, 41, was sitting shotgun when her friend was pulled over in St. Petersburg for failing to wear a seatbelt at 11:30 a.m. on Saturday, according to the Florida Highway Patrol ...
The cop asked her to step out of the car then searched her purse — and found a container aptly marked 'Bag of Drugs,' police said.
You gotta imagine it made that cop's day to get an easy nab like that!
Usually the police have to work harder to make a drug bust like that. But this lady helpfully labeled her drug bag so he wouldn't have to sweat too much about it.
And boy, was it a bust!
Inside the pouch — as advertised — there was allegedly 3.25 grams of cocaine,1.75 grams of crack, and 1 gram of crystal meth.
The stealth-challenged speed user was also carrying a stash of pharmaceuticals, including 4.5 pills of the anti-anxiety drug alprazolam, 1.5 opioid pills and 2 pills of dextroamphetamine, a stimulant used to treat attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD), according to police.
Drug paraphernalia like a metal spoon, a syringe and four glass pipes were allegedly also inside the bag.
Here's to hoping every day at work could be this easy for all of us!
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