Check out the fancy prison where sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell will spend the next 20 years doing yoga and eating smoke gouda
· · Jul 28, 2022 · NottheBee.com

As the Book of Amos wisely tells us: "Let justice roll down as mineral waters, and righteousness as a mighty artesian-fed purifying stream."

Something like that, anyway:

Ghislaine Maxwell has been transferred to a cushy low-security federal prison in north Florida to serve out her 20-year sex trafficking sentence for procuring teen girls to be abused by her and late financier Jeffrey Epstein. ...

Maxwell, who must wear a uniform of khaki pants and a shirt, can pass the time practicing yoga and Pilates or playing flag football, according to the facility's website.

Here's a photo of the luxury camp – err, federal prison – where Maxwell will live.

Popular indoor recreation opportunities include an artwork and hobby craft program and talent shows.

Maxwell will be able to spend up to $360 a month at the commissary, which offers toiletries like a collagen elastin facial for $6.22 and snacks, including smoked gouda spread for $1.80 and Nutella for $4.90.

Good grief. Did they just straight-up say, "Hey Ghislaine, write up a list of amenities you want and we'll get it for you."

In fact, some experts have said the jail is "like Disneyland" compared to the Brooklyn prison where the right-hand woman to the most nefarious sex trafficker of the 21st century has been living since 2020.

Of course, she didn't get everything she wanted:

Maxwell, through her lawyers, asked to be sent to FCI Danbury in Connecticut, which inspired the popular prison show "Orange is the New Black." But the Bureau of Prisons didn't honor the request.

What a shame!

By the way, not to distract us from the cushy new crib of one of the most notorious criminals of our lifetimes, but none of Epstein and Maxwell's clients have been named.

Oh, and one more thing...

I'm sure the next 20 years will fly by in pilates class, Ghislaine!


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