The University of Helsinki in Finland has announced its list of honorary doctorates to be given in 2023 and making the list is everyone's favorite Swedish high school dropout and climate cult leader, Greta Thunberg.
She's receiving a doctorate in THEOLOGY for her work as an activist.
Well, we told you, climate worship IS a religion. And Greta Thunberg is the High Priestess of Gaia – a saint goddess who represents Mother Earth – so this all makes a lot of sense if you look at it through those lenses. She's as venerated a figure among the climate church as Mary the mother of Christ.
Look at her name next to all the other prestigious people who are being awarded theology doctorates:
University Professor Nissinen told Helsingin Sanomat that Greta is getting her theology degree for being a stunning and brave Joan of Arc 2.0.
By selecting Greta as an honorary doctor, we are expressing our desire to be as brave and impactful as she is.
As a reminder, Greta Thunberg dropped out of high school to protest climate change and lecture the world on plastic straws!