I could have titled this "Florida Man wins women's golf tournament," but then Facebook would nuke us, and that's not any fun.
So instead, we've got to talk about Hailey Davidson, a man who beat a bunch of women in a golf tournament and is trying to take away a spot from a deserving lady on the LPGA tour.
It's the same old story, time and time again.
A dude fails at a men's sport, switches to the women's division, dominates (or at least competes well), and then all the women in the sport stand by and watch it happen.
From the New York Post:
Hailey Davidson, 30, came out on top at the NXXT Women's Classic on Jan. 17 at the Mission Inn Resort and Club, 35 miles northwest of Orlando, after shooting one-over-73 and ending the three-round tournament +4.
Davidson, a Scottish native residing in Florida, won after being 3-shots behind with two holes to go before forcing a playoff following her [sic] play on the 18th hole, according to Davidson's Instagram post celebrating the victory.
Oh, well that was kind of close. Maybe Davidson doesn't have an unfair advantage.
The win propelled Davidson to the top of the NXXT tour's leaderboard where she [sic] boasts a total score of 1320, a whopping 150 points ahead of the woman in second place.
Yeah, I think there's something unfair happening here. I just can't quite put my finger on it.
Maybe Megyn Kelly can help me out.
Yeah, maybe dudes in their golfing prime shouldn't be competing against women.
And maybe everyone should stop lying about this person's gender.
Women, it's up to you! Stop competing against men!
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