This reads like a satirical Babylon Bee article — I know — but it's not. Oh, it's very real.
Remember this story from 2024?
Well, the honesty professor has been officially canned for dishonesty while conducting studies on dishonesty.
After a lengthy internal investigation sparked by the Data Colada blog, Francesca Gino, a tenured professor, was stripped of her position after they discovered she falsely manipulated data on multiple studies — 4 to be exact — having to do with dishonesty.
Naturally, Gino is fighting back with a $25 million lawsuit, claiming defamation and "gender discrimination" (LOL to that).
So now we have an ethics expert embroiled in a legal battle over whether she cooked the academic books — you really can't make this stuff up.
Some people wanted a simpler explanation:
To make it even more simple:

Anyways, word on the street is that Harvard is looking for a new ethics professor!
Only requirement: Be Ethical.
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