It's been a while since noted Democratic booster and media mogul Harvey Weinstein went down for sexual assault after having reportedly assaulted and harassed countless women for decades. And in case you were curious, he's serving his prison sentence with dignity and grace and—
Oh, heck, we can't even fake it for a second! Ahahaha.
Harvey Weinstein was reprimanded in prison after being caught with a contraband box of Milk Duds.
LA County jail guards found and confiscated the candy on Nov. 10, 2021, after the disgraced movie producer, 69, had a face-to-face meeting with one his attorneys, Shawn Burkley, Variety reported Thursday.
Weinstein's counsel was subsequently informed that their legal binders and laptop bags would have to be searched from then on.
Excuse me for a second...
Okay, okay...
Look, it's actually kind of sad, only because it's just so pathetic: This sad little man has been reduced to trying to sneak candy into his prison cell. And not even very good candy, either—Milk Duds! It tugs at the heartstrings in a primal sort of way.
Just the same—we can't really say Weinstein doesn't deserve it. He is getting justice, and he has surely earned every bit of it he gets.
Next time just try buying the candy from the commissary, Harvey!
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