Check out the spin on this beauty:

"MODERATE RADICALISM"

Coming up next, CNN will inform us of dry water and the married bachelor life.

This reminds me of those fiery but peaceful shindigs over the summer!

You can read this "analysis," but it's basically a love letter to Biden ahead of his Wednesday night address. Here's the opening phrase:

"President Joe Biden's 'radical‘ idea is that government is not the problem in America but the multi-trillion-dollar solution."

CNN goes on to opine how Reagan's idea of small government was what caused all our woes and that only big government can save us (an idea that's NEVER EVER been met with horrific failure in human history).

I mean, can you FEEL how much CNN loves him with this suuuper objective statement?

"He is bringing activism and ambition to bear to tackle inequality in an economy that is working poorly for millions of citizens."

The actual drool coming off that sentence is nauseating.

Here were a few other notable responses to this clown show: