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Here's a beautiful summary of the leftist platform in four short sentences

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Joel Abbott

Apr 15, 2021

If political theory is a minefield you don't wish to enter, here's a succinct explanation of the Left's platform:

"Gun control!" they demand from behind their armed guards.

"Abolish the police!" they shout from behind military security forces.

"Income inequality!" they scream from their multiple mansions.

"Climate change!" they wail from their private jets.

It's ... perfect.


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