Here’s LeBron James Driving Down the Highway Wearing a Mask. By Himself. In a Convertible. Because Science?
· · Dec 7, 2020 ·

What's the best way to signal that you're #woke and "believe science"? Well, the most obvious way to do this is to drive down the highway by yourself in a convertible with the top down while wearing a mask.

We can all agree that this is crazy, right?

Healthy adult, one of the most in-shape athletes on the planet, but he's afraid of catching or transmitting Covid while driving in a car WITH THE TOP DOWN!

Obviously, he's been infected with some kind of mind virus if he thinks that he needs to mask up alone in a convertible. And that mind virus is called Woke Virtue Signaling.

Lebron James needs us to know that he's a good person and he is totally woke and understands science. So, of course, he will never go out in public without a mask on. He has an image to maintain. That of leftist Social Justice Warrior. Not a basketball icon.

I don't want to speculate, but I doubt you'd ever see Michael Jordan wearing a mask alone in his drop top. How would he be able to smoke his cigar?

Oh wait, we have a reference video from 2 weeks ago...

P.S. Is that a McClaren LeBron is in and a Ferrari for MJ?? I can't make them out.


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