If you were busy living your life this week, you may have missed the news that Dr. Seuss is apparently an evil, white supremacist colonizer who is being removed by schools and the own company that bears his name:
Welp, now that the infamous doctor has been cancelled, it brought up this memory of Obama praising the man a few years ago:
"Most of what you need to learn, you can actually read Dr. Seuss." - Our Lord and Savior Barack Obama
I look forward to Obama profusely apologizing for his racist, patriarchal ways.
And while we're at it...