Seriously, how do they do it??

Here's a Bee video from March 11:

And here's Business Insider's very important story on transgender Ukrainians (who cares about cis Ukrainians, amiright??), published March 13:

You can't make it up!!

If you're confused by what the Insider article is saying, let this gentleman enlighten you:

Men under the age of 60 are forbidden from leaving Ukraine right now as the government calls them to fight for their nation.

This brave woman wants to pretend she's a man (and Big Tech would insist I call her a man or else be guilty of a crime against woke science and the woke gods).

But when it comes to actual manly stuff – like defending your nation from the Ruskies and their tanks – then it's okey dokey to just be a woman again so you can get out of Dodge.

From the article:

He [sic] read the news that all men in Ukraine ages 18 to 60 were not permitted to leave the country and obligated to serve in the military.

He [sic] told Insider he [sic] needed to stay with his mother and care for her. Leaving her to flee Ukraine alone just was not an option.

You know what we call such actual men?

Cowards.

But this is a lady, and as a lady, she felt a natural feminine instinct to care for her mother. There's nothing wrong with that. After all, outside of the artificial testosterone, none of her 30 trillion cells contain the Y chromosome that encode her body to be a man. Her bones, muscles, and brain wiring is not that of a man, and it shows.

"It doesn't matter whether you are trans or not. The war is scary for everybody. I know even strong, big men who are afraid when they hear bombing," Andriy told Insider.

Yeah, no actual dude talks like that.

They were then on their way to the crossing point Przemysl, Poland, and Andriy had to revert to being a person he [sic] was not — a shadow of the person he [sic] was before — a painful, gender dysphoria-inducing process.

"We decided I had to whisper so that nobody would notice my deep voice," Andriy said. "I even painted my nails violet and wore Mom's shirt to look more girly."

Oh horror of horrors!

Actual people are being ripped apart by cruise missiles, but she had to take a stressful train ride with painted nails???

I commend her for taking care of her mom – as any good daughter would do – and I don't fault her for seeking safety and shelter in the midst of a terrible war.

But the Bee called it: The moment reality strikes, the delusions of wokeness fade away!!

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