Yes this is real:

Here's the pic, feel free to enlarge it and really take it all in:

How bad does a supply chain crisis have to be for freaking DUNKIN DONUTS to be out of DONUTS???

President Biden, any comment?

Joe says "Go talk to my transportation secretary, Jack. I'm eating some ice cream over here."

OK let's check in with Mayor Pete.

Aaaand he's now on month THREE of his paternity leave (LOL).

We are in so much trouble.