Bro, this was five weeks ago.

Dude tore his Achilles.

And now, like a freak of nature, this man — this 39-year-old man — is out here casually walking around without crutches and playing a little toss and catch with the football.

Unreal.

And bro, I'm convinced that these conspiracy theorists and their NFL script talk are onto something, cuz this just ain't right. Like, who recovers this fast from an Achilles tear?

I mean, could it be the Ivermectin? (Sorry, had to)

Seriously though, props to A-Rod, and obviously we hope to see him back out on the field as soon as possible.

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