I'm gonna level with you. I don't know anything about Guy Fieri even though I've seen him around the internet for years. I've never watched an episode of any of his shows. I am not sure I even knew before today that the "r" in his last name is pronounced like a "d" for some reason. I thought he was mostly just an internet meme because he's on TV and says cringey things and well ... look at him.

I had no idea Mr. FIEDI was so skilled at securing the bag.

Behold:

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In case you didn't get that, let me just blow it up for you and add a little highlight:

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Guy Fieri just signed a 3 year deal for 80 MILLION DOLLARS.

$27 mil per year for the next 3 years.

$2.2 mil per month for the next 3 years.

80 tickets. To make a TV show about eating food or something. Man oh man.

For anyone else out there who thought FIEDI was just a living internet meme who looks like a Limp Bizkit reject, consider yourself schooled. As I now consider myself.