I'm gonna level with you. I don't know anything about Guy Fieri even though I've seen him around the internet for years. I've never watched an episode of any of his shows. I am not sure I even knew before today that the "r" in his last name is pronounced like a "d" for some reason. I thought he was mostly just an internet meme because he's on TV and says cringey things and well ... look at him.
I had no idea Mr. FIEDI was so skilled at securing the bag.
In case you didn't get that, let me just blow it up for you and add a little highlight:
Guy Fieri just signed a 3 year deal for 80 MILLION DOLLARS.
$27 mil per year for the next 3 years.
$2.2 mil per month for the next 3 years.
80 tickets. To make a TV show about eating food or something. Man oh man.
For anyone else out there who thought FIEDI was just a living internet meme who looks like a Limp Bizkit reject, consider yourself schooled. As I now consider myself.