The world of professional wrestling hit a new peak this week as Hulk Hogan tweeted out a call for help.
Twitter responded in actual concern for the beloved wrestling icon. Ready to spring into action on his behalf.
Did the Iron Sheik have him in a rear chin lock?
Did the Ultimate Warrior pin him despite a controversial kick out?
Was Rowdy Roddy Piper trying to eat him again?
No, even worse. He was taken down by a foe common to all of us. The Hulkster ran out of toilet paper.
It's unclear which of the Rock ‘N' Wrestling faces tagged in to come to his rescue, but eventually, Hogan deleted the tweets, and presumably got out of the porcelain ring.
However, not before some heel screenshotted his pleas for help and shared them wildly.
I guess the lesson here is when Hulkamania is running wild, you better make sure you've got teepee on hand, brother!