What... in... the... world?
Imma try to do the summary of this in one sentence.
[Deep Breath]
- A woman blows up a balloon with a message for a guy, but that guy is immediately accosted by his (mom?), who attaches him to a table with a drill, but he discovers the table is part of an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine and escapes, only to roll down the hill into a porta-potty where a weird man is reading the newspaper with his pants on and where the table breaks apart, allowing the first guy to run to set up a laser-alarm device that triggers a robot to spray his mom with (weed killer??) before the girl in the beginning lets out an angry cow and the mom has to escape in a trash can propelled with a leaf blower pushing an umbrella like a sail – but wait! – the mother escapes and finds the guy with the girl playing video games and turns the leaf blower on him before transforming into a legendary warrior bent on vengeance.
Did I get that about right?
If anyone could translate that would be awesome. America needs to know the details of this riveting plot.
