This man took a dozen critical hits in a boss fight, and somehow stayed alive.

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Total glitch in the Matrix. That guy should be dead.

This happened in the Spanish town of Castalla in the Alicante region on August 12, or so I'm told.

Reports said the teen was in a stable condition when he was rushed to hospital, where he is being treated for four horn wounds and multiple bruises.

Local official Jose Rico commented: "It's as if a train ran over him, but the wounds are minor and the boy is in better condition than expected."

Thank the good Lord above, my dude. You get a second chance at life.

Maybe don't run with bulls anymore ... it's not your strong suit.

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