We really appreciate you here at Not The Bee.

Our whole purpose is to report on news that's too crazy for satire, which means we search the dregs of clown town to serve you a steaming pile of insanity every day.

But that gets hard. And while you could simply switch over to The Babylon Bee for a pick-me-up, we like to make sure we provide you grizzled culture warriors with a little fuel to laugh in the face of demons and woke acolytes in the week to come.

So without further ado, lords and ladies – knights and champions of basedness and virtue – imbibe these glorious memes into your soul.

May they be a light for you in dark places.

Now get out there and push back the shadows, my friends!