Guys, we work really hard to find positive stories to sprinkle into our news coverage, but some days it seems impossible.
[Warning: PG-13 discussion ahead]
Seattle neighbors who live near a park favored by LGBT nudists are suing the city over a rash of sex perverts who are allegedly driving to the park in order to publicly masturbate. It's gotten so bad that the city of Seattle is seeking Requests for Proposals (RFPs), with initial consideration to build 'public masturbation deterrent infrastructure.'
That's right.
Rainbow perverts are driving to Denny Blaine Park to commit sex acts in public. Instead of arresting the freaks, Seattle is looking for creative ways to "deter" them.
The park drew attention statewide after neighbors were angered that the park has become a nudist attraction. But it was politically tricky for the city because it became favored by Seattle's LGBT community.
Last May, the city used money donated by a neighbor to build a playground for kids to make the park less appealing to perverts (not sure on the logic of that one), but the LGBT types said the family friendliness was making them feel weird about being sickos in public, or as they put it, "targeting the LGBT community."
The mayor of Seattle quickly did what he's best at and hid.
Mayor Bruce Harrell backtracked and did not intervene.
Without anyone to deter the degenerative freaks, the news coverage enticed more perverts from far and wide to come there.
Neighbors said there's a new problem: because of all the news coverage, voyeurs from around the area, primarily men, have come by to stare at the nude beach and parkgoers while masturbating publicly.
...'In the past 15 months, a woman who works near the Park has witnessed 13 different men masturbating in the Park, with several of these men repeatedly visiting the park to do so,' the complaint reads before detailing several incidents in March 2025 showing that public masturbation is 'increasing in frequency as the weather improves.'
The problem led to, as The Independent framed it, an onslaught of public lewdness that even shocks the conscience of the Seattle types.
Here's more from The Independent from the community group that is suing the city:
'It's bad activity,' Lee Keller, a spokesperson with Denny Blaine Park for All, said, according to King 5 News. 'It's illegal, it's illicit. It's masturbation multiple times a day. By men sitting on the wall, sitting at the park, in view of the homes, and view of everything and it's non-ending and it's really troubling.'
Lee, I hate to tell you this, but this is what Seattle continuously votes for. There is a reason that the "LGBT community" says it is being "attacked" every time someone tries to stop them from public indecency.
Unless you are willing to be a "bigot" who believes in the objective truth that LGBT behaviors are unnatural and sinful, you are eventually going to get men in dresses who pleasure themselves at your public parks.
'This is not anything about getting rid of nudity,' Keller said. 'Nudity is legal in Washington state. That's not what this lawsuit says. We're talking about getting rid of illegal and illicit activities, that include masturbation, inappropriate come-ons to people on the neighborhood, men pulling their parts out and asking women if they want to touch them. That is not legal nudity, that's illegal, and that's what we're asking the city to take care of.'
Bad news: Until you stop appealing to what is legal and start focusing on what is moral, you ain't gonna change a dang thing.
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