If you thought Dr. Seuss was bad, wait until you see the Berenstain bears!
· Mar 5, 2021 · NottheBee.com

Now that Dr. Seuss has joined the ever-growing list of intolerable people erased from history, a few users jokingly pointed out another beloved children's classic that should be cancelled for its assumption of two genders:

The bigoted bears also try to brainwashing children into traditional gender roles, marriage, and child-rearing.

FATHER?? MOTHER?? How dare they???

Some people are already buying up Berenstain bears books, hoping to sell them for a profit.

As of right now, it's just a joke, but parody turns to real-life faster than you'd think.

Just think of how valuable these children's books will be for criminals on the black market one day, while law-abiding citizens have to settle for content like Cuties.

What a time to be alive.


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