If you want to see John Malkovich's latest movie you're going to have to wait until 2115 because it's being stashed in a bulletproof safe until then
· Oct 8, 2022 · NottheBee.com

Remember a few years ago when Richard Linklater released that movie "Boyhood" that depicted, in real time, an 11-year-long story of one family's life?

Yeah, Robert Rodriguez and John Malkovich are upping the ante by literally an order of magnitude:

100 Years is an experimental sci-flick that bears the tagline "The Movie You Will Never See." This coy promotional message is a reference to the fact that it will only be available for viewing in, well, 100 years... or rather, just about a half-decade less than that; 2115, to be exact.

The film stars John Malkovich, who also wrote the script. ... The movie was directed by Robert Rodriguez, who has long been responsible for making some of the most unique sci-fi films in the modern cinema scape. Last but certainly not least, the film will feature an original Pharrell Williams song, aptly titled "100 Years."

These cast members will not be acting in pictures by the time 100 Years is released unless cryogenic freezing technology advances rapidly in the coming decades. As such, the physical version of the film must be carefully preserved. Currently, the sole copy of the picture is being housed behind bulletproof glass in a high-tech safe that will only open on November 18th, 2115.

Man, wouldn't you love to be there when that thing opens?

Okay but it actually looks like it might just be a century-long advertisement for Rémy Martin's Louis XIII cognac:

Well, at least your great-grandkids will be around to see what it's all about! As long as we don't destroy the planet via nuclear war, of course.


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