You're going to want to send this one to the cheesy movie bingers in your life, because BloomsyBox, a flower subscription company, is hiring (more like awarding) one lucky person to be their "Christmas movie maven" to watch and rank 12 of Hallmark's most beloved Christmas specials.

How they narrowed down the hundreds of movies into a top 12 is beyond me. The Christmas Card didn't even make the cut, so I know something is seriously wrong with this list.

The chosen movie buff will be ranking the movies on five factors:

1. Festivity Factor

2. Predictability Quotient

3. Chemistry Check

4. Tear-Jerker Test

5. Replay Value

The "predictability quotient" category obviously means that predictability is a good thing here. That's what the Hallmark lovers have come to know and expect.

In addition to being sanctioned to watch a dozen made-for-TV movies over the course of 12 days, the movie watcher will be paid $2000 and prizes worth an additional $500 that will make the experience more festive - think fuzzy socks and hot chocolate.

That extra $2000 is nothing to sneeze at when it comes to your Christmas shopping this year. And since your wife will probably watch that many Hallmark movies (not to mention spend that much money) anyway, you might as well do yourself a favor and submit an application on her behalf.

(Editor's note: If it's my wife, watching 12 Hallmark Christmas movies in 12 days would be called "cutting back.")

Just remember to thank me when she gets her complimentary flower bouquet subscription every month for the next year.

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