Boy Scouts officially drops "boy" from name

It has been in talks for years, but on Saturday they made it official. One of America's most iconic institutions has caved, once and for all, to the woke warriors.

The Boy Scouts of America are no longer Boy Scouts.

They're just "Scouts" now.

Nine months after announcing a name change was coming, the Boy Scouts of America (BSA) on Saturday officially changed its name in an attempt to 'meet the evolving needs of young people.'

In 2013, they began allowing openly gay boys into the Scouts. Then, in 2015, they allowed homosexual men to become Scout leaders.

(All of this was done, for some reason, in the wake of a major sex scandal in the Scouts. They seriously thought the best way to handle that was to begin promoting woke sex stuff.)

Following the inevitable trajectory of the slippery slope, in 2018 they let girls join the Boy Scouts, as if Girl Scouts doesn't even exist.

This week's announcement is really just the final nail in the coffin.

The organization adopted the new name, Scouting America, on its 115th anniversary, 'marking a pivotal moment in the organization's journey,' according to a statement released Saturday.

Yes, truly pivotal. The actual death of the Boy Scouts.

Of course, they wanted you to know that the rotting corpse of their institution still has the same core values as when it was alive.

While the name changed, the Texas-based organization said its mission has remained the same for a century: to prepare young people to make ethical and moral choices over their lifetimes by instilling in them the values of the Scout Oath and Law.
'Whether it's a camping trip, a pinewood derby car race or a trail hike, every adventure encourages personal growth by teaching youth how to set goals and achieve them with determination,' spokespeople wrote in the statement. 'As we look to the future, Scouting America is dedicated to providing young people with the values, skills and experiences they need to thrive in a rapidly changing world.'