Conspiracy theory? Biden jobs program? Low budget SyFy movie from the makers of Sharknado?

All I know is that I smell an Executive Order coming.

To be fair, Congresswoman Greene never actually used the term "Jewish Space Laser."

That's crazy.

All she did was link the Rothschilds to space solar generators starting California wildfires with their laser beams.

So, stop looking at me like that.

"If they are beaming the suns energy back to Earth, I'm sure they wouldn't ever miss a transmitter receiving station right??!! I mean mistakes are never made when anything new is invented. What would that look like anyway? A laser beam or light beam coming down to Earth I guess. Could that cause a fire? Hmmm, I don't know. I hope not! That wouldn't look so good for PG&E, Rothschild Inc, Solaren or Jerry Brown who sure does seem fond of PG&E."

Jerry Brown does seem awfully fond of PG&E.

"Then oddly there are all these people who have said they saw what looked like lasers or blue beams of light causing the fires, and pictures and videos. I don't know anything about that but I do find it really curious PG&E's partnership with Solaren on space solar generators starting in 2009."

I don't know anything about that either, but I'm going to assume it's true since people I don't know say it.

"I'm posting this in speculation because there are too many coincidences to ignore, and just putting it out there from some research I've done."

Those are a lot of "coincidences" aren't they?

She's got me thinking now.

Space lasers go where? Up in space. And what does space have?

Stars!

And what is the most-common symbol of the Jewish people?!?

The "star" of David.

I don't see any problems with this theory.

Besides, Ben Shapiro is acting awfully suspicious...