In yet another bit of comforting news about the man who was supposedly in charge of the country for the last four years, a Secret Service whistleblower has reportedly said that former President Joe Biden would "get lost in his closet."
This information was revealed by Missouri Senator Josh Hawley, as reported by The New York Post:
'This Secret Service whistleblower actually was assigned to Biden,' the Missouri Republican told Fox News host Sean Hannity.
'He told me that Biden used to get lost in his closet in the mornings at the White House,' Hawley claimed, noting that he spoke to numerous Secret Service agents while investigating the assassination attempts against President Trump.
That's great. As reports of Biden's incapacity continue to filter in, calls for answers have grown louder.
Hawley's disclosure of the Secret Service whistleblower's claim comes amid multiple congressional investigations into the 82-year-old ex-president's cognitive abilities while in office — and the role his staff played in running the country.
House Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer (R-Ky.) is probing the possible use of an autopen by Biden's subordinates to sign off on White House directives and pardons without the president's knowledge.
Don't worry, everyone, the "most popular candidate in American history" who "got elected" with "81 million votes" probably wasn't even the person making decisions.
It may have been his pretend doctor wife or his crackhead son.
That makes you feel a lot better, doesn't it?
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