You guys, it's happening again…
Senator John Fetterman, in an apparent effort to fulfill The Babylon Bee prophecy, has decided to skip the 2024 Democratic National Convention.
The Hamas kids and their public representatives were apparently too much for Mr. Fetterman. Though he's playing coy here and just going with the "I want to spend time with my kids" approach, which is just lovely.
‘I've got three young kids, and they're out of school,' the Pennsylvania senator said of his absence this week in Chicago, waving off the suggestion that he might not be welcome there. ‘That's four days I can spend with my children.'
John, we know you're just out here making Bee jokes come true on purpose.
Next thing we know you'll be attending the RNC down in Houston in 2028.
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