If any one of us mere mortals were given a thousand chances with our very lives on the line, not one of us could pull this off:

DUDE!

(For those of you looking at your calendar and saying, "But wait it's only Tuesday," yes, this was during his practice round today.)

(Also for those of you who didn't know, it's been a tradition at the Masters since the mid-1980s to try to skip your shot across the pond at the 170-yard 16th. To get it on the green is considered a smashing success.)