There's a lot of insanity in the federal government these days, but no department embraces it quite the way the US Consumer Product Safety Commission does.

Let's start with their Halloween safety memes.

Better hope that's not a silver ladder:

You're a weird kid, Ashley! 👇

What if you want to keep your baby safe from the crows?

The Knife Ghost:

Flashybats! Skree!

Fire, bad!

What parent would give their child a snake when they asked for corded blinds?

Teleporting dogs!

Electric Skeletons!

Demonic coffee!

Even Quinn the Quarantine Fox made an appearance.

But what's that video at the bottom of Quinn's post?

It's the promised Bonus Round!!!

The public bureaucrats at the Consumer Product Safety Commission have got another special treat for you.

They've gone into the music business.

Here's a selection of tunes that your tax dollars have created to help keep you safe!

Enjoy!

But at the end of the day, there‘s only one question everyone is asking:

"Where's Vapo McJuicy?"

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