I saw this floating around online and I promise you, I thought it was a joke.

But no, somehow, this is a real thing.

REPEAT: THIS IS A REAL THING.

Kevin Bacon is starring in a gritty horror thriller as a Bible-thumping, LGBT-hating, conversion-camp director where the queer folx get hunted down and killed "Friday the 13th" style.

The movie is called They/Them (They-SLASH-Them, get it?).

Yes, it's a real thing. Here's the trailer:

It's hard to tell if it's a parody or just a straight (pun intended) horror movie. The Babylon Bee guys could TOTALLY knock this outta the park.

The evil anti-LGBT villains seem EXACTLY the caricature Hollywood has of conservatives.

It's filled with every anti-conservative, pro-LGBT, horror-genre trope imaginable.

Fortunately, the release is on Peacock so not very many people will see this movie.

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!

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