I saw this floating around online and I promise you, I thought it was a joke.
But no, somehow, this is a real thing.
REPEAT: THIS IS A REAL THING.
Kevin Bacon is starring in a gritty horror thriller as a Bible-thumping, LGBT-hating, conversion-camp director where the queer folx get hunted down and killed "Friday the 13th" style.
The movie is called They/Them (They-SLASH-Them, get it?).
Yes, it's a real thing. Here's the trailer:
It's hard to tell if it's a parody or just a straight (pun intended) horror movie. The Babylon Bee guys could TOTALLY knock this outta the park.
The evil anti-LGBT villains seem EXACTLY the caricature Hollywood has of conservatives.
It's filled with every anti-conservative, pro-LGBT, horror-genre trope imaginable.
Fortunately, the release is on Peacock so not very many people will see this movie.
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!
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