When you gotta go ...
This lady in Oklahoma got pulled over for not wearing a seatbelt and told the cops "I HAVE TO POOP SO BAD" before bouncing on them and leading them on a high-speed chase.
An incredible exchange here:
"Your license is suspended," the officer said.
"Why?" Emily Owings asked.
"I don't know," the officer said.
"I didn't know that," Owings said.
"Now, I am waiting to see if you have warrants through Woods County," the officer said.
"But I have to poop so bad," Owings said.
...
"Why won't you just let me go?" Owings asked.
"Because your license is suspended!" the officer said.
"I'm sorry I didn't know," Owings said. "Otherwise I won't drive no more, but can I please go home and go poop?"
Cops discovered that she had a warrant out for her arrest. When they tried to arrest her sped away and led officers on a chase, blowing stop signs and racing through a school zone before stopping and surrendering.
And then she kept talking about poop.
"Can I poop in your car, man?" Owings asked.
"You could've already been on your way to jail!" the officer said.
"Yeah," Owings said. "But not pooping!"
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