Lady leads cops on high-speed chase after telling them "I have to poop so bad"
· Sep 21, 2020 · NottheBee.com

When you gotta go ...

This lady in Oklahoma got pulled over for not wearing a seatbelt and told the cops "I HAVE TO POOP SO BAD" before bouncing on them and leading them on a high-speed chase.

An incredible exchange here:

"Your license is suspended," the officer said.

"Why?" Emily Owings asked.

"I don't know," the officer said.

"I didn't know that," Owings said.

"Now, I am waiting to see if you have warrants through Woods County," the officer said.

"But I have to poop so bad," Owings said.

...

"Why won't you just let me go?" Owings asked.

"Because your license is suspended!" the officer said.

"I'm sorry I didn't know," Owings said. "Otherwise I won't drive no more, but can I please go home and go poop?"

Cops discovered that she had a warrant out for her arrest. When they tried to arrest her sped away and led officers on a chase, blowing stop signs and racing through a school zone before stopping and surrendering.

And then she kept talking about poop.

"Can I poop in your car, man?" Owings asked.

"You could've already been on your way to jail!" the officer said.

"Yeah," Owings said. "But not pooping!"

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