Brace yourselves...

BTW, when I say "just" in the headline, that really means 3 days ago, on Sunday. I've kept this saved for 2 days just because I knew I had to make a video out of it, to do it true justice. Because this is truly one of the most beautifully pathetic flops I've ever seen.

BEHOLD:

Try to get your bearings with me after watching that circus show.

The man is a mountain of muscle. But if he gets touched he flops around on the hardwood like a fish out of water.

LeBron's worse than a soccer player. YES I SAID IT.

And for some reason I love it. I despise what he stands for and so I enjoy watching him flail around as though both his arms and one of his legs just got ripped off because someone brushed his arm for 1 second.

What a weenie 😂