There are things you can do at seven years old that you will never be able to do again in your life, and it breaks my heart to say that going down slides is one of those things.
Just ask this poor Boston cop:
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Honestly, the dude came shooting out of there like he was completely dead weight. What happened in that slide??
Thankfully, the damage was not major:
The department says the officer was hurt, used his personal insurance for care and did not charge the city. BPD says the officer did not miss any time and he's not facing any disciplinary action.