I would never call Shaun King a race-baiting grifter (even though he's made a fortune as a white man pretending to be black by inflaming racial tensions in America), but if Shaun King were a race-baiting grifter, it might look something like this:

Shot:

Chaser:

"Shaun King" was trending on Twitter all day and I wish I could inject that straight into my veins 😂