Look, I'm not trying to get down on the guy, or call him a total beta weenie who has the athletic skill and hand-eye coordination of a newborn fawn, I am just telling you flat out that there is no way this actually happened.

Yeah sure, maybe he was called a bad name. That part I believe. But Barack Hussein Obama has never broken anyone's nose in his life. I'd bet my house on it.

You think this guy could break someone's nose? You think this guy would even try to break someone's nose?

Heck outta here.

Obama's legend grows, in his own mind.