No, CIA, you really shouldn't have.
This past week, the Central Intelligence Agency decided that what Americans really want from the sinister suits at Langley is some cutesy psycho ex-girlfriend antics.
And boy did they supply it!
They posted a little puzzle on the 12th to Twitter to the official CIA Twitter handle..
Fun! Just like the Zodiac Killer used to do 🙃
Then on Valentine's Day they provided the solution... which was somehow way creepier than the puzzle itself.
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Yeah... thanks, fellas.
Oh and you wrote us a song too? Super.
And here's a live shot of the CIA's social media manager hard at work crafting these fun public outreach cyphers:
Twitter being Twitter, folks supplied their own, perhaps more accurate, versions of the poem.
Glad to see the nation's spies are keeping the spirit alive.
