We aren't pulling your leg: This is a real headline.

Here's what the story says:

The Florida man who allegedly murdered his pregnant boyfriend and stole the life of the victim's unborn child has a lengthy history of terrorizing the people in his life, as indicated in court documents.

Riley John Groover, 26, shot and killed himself after carrying out the homicide, the Polk County Sheriff's Office in Florida said.

You're probably a bit confused right now if you still have a toddler's grasp on reality.

A "pregnant boyfriend"?

Here, let some actual journalists clear it up:

"This was a violent and horrific double murder that ended the lives of an 21-year-old woman who was 8 months pregnant, and her unborn baby. When the suspect became enraged, family members and neighbors did everything they could to help her get away from him. Please keep this family in your prayers," said Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd.

Groover allegedly shot and killed his pregnant girlfriend, who pretended to look like and live like a man.

But the Law & Crime Network can't be bothered to report reality.

What if someone got "misgendered"?? 😱

Here's the Twitter bio of the editor who wrote that story:

ENHANCE:

Ah, now it makes sense.

The Woke Mind Virus, folks!