Across America, the average person stuck with AT&T or Comcast is still struggling with laggy internet that seems to go down for no reason at all.

Meanwhile, in the blistering subzero winds of Antarctica, researchers are probably booting up their PS5s to own the noobs with zero latency.

Ah, those balmy summers at the South Pole.

That dish on the ground is the Starlink base that connects to a low-earth satellite grid launched by the nefarious Elon Musk.

With that dish, people around the globe can now be connected to lightning-quick internet service that's going to completely change the way civilization itself is organized.