Massachusetts is removing the Native American from its state flag. Some of the entries for the new design are absolutely bonkers.

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The loons that run deep-blue Massachusetts don't like having an Algonquian Native American on their flag, so they created a commission to destroy it. While they're at it, they figured they'd destroy the state's historical motto and seal too.

And by destroy, I mean give the full and complete Cracker Barrel treatment.

Here was the original flag:

And according to Boston's WCVB, here are the three finalists being voted on to erase the native:

Some other notable entries:

The state mottos are just as bad, especially when you consider the original (I translated): "By the sword we seek peace, but peace only under liberty."

Here they are:

  • Multae voces, una res publica — Many voices, One Commonwealth

  • We honor all life guided by the First Light

  • Bono publico laetamur — We rejoice in the public good

You have to love the Hot Fuzz vibes of that last one.

Here are the options for the new seal:

And while all that silliness is good for a point-at-the-morons-and-laugh story, the real humor can be found in the submissions they didn't pick, which the Massachusetts government has made publicly available.

Flags (I made up the names):

I Spy With My Little Eye

Things to Eat in Massachusetts

For the GeographIcally Challenged

The Jordan Peterson Lobstah!

Laser whales

Dunkin' Dinosaurs

Myspace has entered the chat

And my favorite — Pilgrim Shark

Sing it to the tune of "Baby Shark" and they can have a new state anthem as well!

Pilgrim shark, doot do da do do do!

Mottos:

  • In Cod We Trust

  • We're Always Right

  • Massachusetts: The Gateway to New Hampshire

  • Where Republicans Go To Become Democrats

  • Massachusetts: The France of the 80s

  • Massachusetts: Witch Free since 1693

And my favorite

Massachusetts: Providing Spelling Bee Fodder For The Ages

YUP...


Shout out to Not the Bee user @gwen42 for the heads up about this story


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