Conservatives need to be razor-focused on the issues that matter to the survival of Western civilization.... like proving whether Dasani water tastes good or bad:

Because this is Candace, the tweet immediately generated controversy. She could literally tweet out "puppies are cute" and the internet would be set on fire as leftists bend over backwards to prove why puppies are literally Hitler.

But this time, the tweet also ruffled some feathers within the Daily Wire itself. Fellow commentator and Sweet Daddy Matt Walsh had some thoughts, and they weren't kind:

As if Candace's opinions weren't enough, Walsh entering the fray nearly broke the worldwide web. Thousands of opinions flew back and forth, from the woman who is plagued with iron-laced water in her mountainside home to the Fiji die-hards who want you to know that H2O from a remote Pacific island is chemically superior to the regular water you pleebs drink.

Candace, however, wasn't going to let the retweet slide.

OH NO.

Turns out that Michael Knowles is one of the aforementioned Fiji elite. Say it ain't so!

If you're wondering why this news story is, well, news worthy, let me note that IT WAS TRENDING ON TWITTER.

What a time to be alive!

Matt Walsh finally decided to throw down the gauntlet:

Candace accepted the challenge, but Walsh immediately began taunting her:

Candace then turned to a tried an true woke tactic: Canceling anyone you dislike for any reason whatsoever.

Has there ever been a time you've been more excited about bottled water??

I have no idea what's about to happen in the great Dasani War of 2022, but we'll be here to report it!

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