Somewhere out there, a sad Chris Christie voter in Kalamazoo is drowning his sorrows in a box of Tim Horton's donut bites and a Culver's milkshake.

Here is the current GOP primary vote count as of 10 p.m. EST, courtesy of RedState.

Not even close.

As always, I look forward to Nikki Haley's victory speech!

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