You can hire people for just about everything these days. There are pet sitters, professional cuddlers, there was even that lady who would name your kid for $10,000.
So why not buy a bridesmaid?
Always-a-bridesmaid-never-a-bride, Jen Glantz found that she was so good being a bridesmaid, everyone kept asking her to be part of their special days.
She took her role very seriously, meeting with the bride for monthly coffee and venting sessions, ordering her dress early, even staying sober on the big day to handle pop-up problems.
Eight years ago, her roommate nicknamed her a professional bridesmaid, and that triggered an idea.
Now, not only is Glantz married, but she also runs a fairly successful business with for-hire bridesmaids.
That's right, ladies. No longer do you have to worry about your lame friends ruining your perfect day, you can hire professionals to make you look good.
Her website is full of testimonials of happy brides who rave about Glantz's ability to make their final days as a single woman and their wedding days a celebration of them instead of the lifelong commitment a wedding should celebrate.
I honestly have no idea what bridesmaids even do. Probably a lot of this I imagine:
But for bridesmaids who don't know what they're supposed to do either, Glantz also runs a bridesmaids bootcamp.
Here's everyone's favorite Christians-turned-atheists, Rhet and Link, trying out her bridesmaid bootcamp.
The price for her help starts at $2,700 and runs up to $5,700 (depending on the services brides expect from their bridesmaids).
So ladies, if you've got a spot to fill in your wedding party, and you've got the money to spend, you too can have a day of narcissistic bliss just like a fairytale princess.
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