Neil Young, who a great many of us either just learned existed for the first time or just found out is still alive, wrote a letter to his label and manager (and published it online) demanding they pull his catalogue from Spotify if they don't cancel ... checks notes ... JOE ROGAN, the biggest and most important podcaster in the world!

"I want you to let Spotify know immediately TODAY that I want all my music off their platform. They can have [Joe] Rogan or Young. Not both."

Joe Rogan gets 11M listeners PER SHOW! Who is Neil Young??

Look at this visual to get a tiny idea of how influential Joe Rogan is:

Just look at that!

Here are Neil Young's most popular songs on Spotify:

Here is me after reading that list:

Here is a live shot of Spotify reacting to Neil Young's demands:

Also, I fully understand that this post will reach a handful of diehard Neil Young fans who will be quite offended and will want to send a mean email to complain about it. You can direct those here. BYE!