On March 25th, in the Year of Our Lord 2022, humanity arrived at a new pinnacle of innovation and discovery:

Robot-made burgers created by a mall vending machine in New Jersey!

They wouldn't show us the inner workings of the machine...

The sci-fi geek in me immediately goes to a dark place.

Anyway, I'm probably being too hard on RoboBurger and its creators. They found a way to miniaturize an entire kitchen, make it self-contained and self-cleaning, and put it in a shopping mall. That's the American Dream right there!

The tech could be used one day to give us a whole assortment of new food options while traveling, or perhaps to save space in future Martian colonies or in our underground bunkers during the Boogaloo. The options are endless!

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