Johns Hopkins University dropped this new term for "woman." Please update your Newspeak dictionaries accordingly.

NTB Staff

Jun 14, 2023

The Summer 2023 Definition of Woman is finally here, and boy, it's a doozy!

Johns Hopkins University has referred to a woman as a "non-man" in the school's new LGBTQ glossary, prompting backlash from critics.

The prestigious Baltimore research university's LGBTQ glossary defined a lesbian as "a non-man attracted to non-men."

That is correct: One of the most storied and esteemed medical schools in the entire world has scrapped the word "woman" in favor of "non-man!"

The school said it was offering this "updated definition" in order to include "non-binary people who may also identify with the label." Honestly I'm not sure what that means. At a certain point it's even too much for me. So if you're "not a man," but also not a woman, you can identify as a woman who is attracted to other women? Is that — did I get that right?

Unfortunately, the glossary in which this non-mannish term was found has since been scrubbed from the Internet:

While the glossary is a resource posted on the website of the Johns Hopkins University Office of Diversity and Inclusion (ODI); the definitions were not reviewed or approved by ODI leadership and the language in question has been removed pending review.

Wave bye-bye to the purple-haired summer intern who uploaded that thing to the web!


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